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A friend just emailed me this:
With apologies to Jeff
Foxworthy:
* If you think the same government that couldn’t run Social
Security, the post office, Medicare, etc is capable of running a national
health
care system, you might be a liberal.
* If you had no objections to Bush being depicted as Hitler but
object to the recent posters depicting Obama as The Joker, you might be a
liberal.
* If you protested the war
in Iraq when Bush was president, but are ignoring Obama’s increase of
troops in Afghanistan, you
might be a liberal.
* If you complained about the deficit Bush ran up in eight years,
but don’t say squat about Obama spending quadruple that amount in SIX MONTHS,
you might be a liberal.
* If you objected to Bush’s wiretapping program intended to catch
terrorists, but had no problem with Obama’s recent flag@whitehouse.gov
E-mail to report “fishy information” on Obamacare, you might be a
liberal.
* If you consider returning military veterans, and people who
reject federal authority in favor of state authority or individual
rights (aka people who support the 10th Amendment) right wing extremist
terrorists, you might be a liberal.
* If you say you want to end politics as usual, then appoint a tax
cheat as the head of the IRS, you might be a liberal.
* If you think disagreeing with the Bush Administration was patriotic but disagreeing with
the Obama Administration is racist, you might be a liberal.
* If you put the very people who caused the Fannie and Freddie
mortgage crisis in the first place in charge of fixing the problem, you might be
a liberal.
* If you think the anti-war protesters under Bush were exercising
their 1st Amendment rights, but call the people protesting Obamacare at the
Town Hall meetings Nazi’s,
mobsters, etc, you might be a liberal. | 
